What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?